GWB’s Eternal Reward
George W. Bush had a heart attack, died, and went to Hell, where he was met by the devil.
“I have a problem,” said the devil, “You’ve definitely earned your way in here, but we have too many tenants right now. I’ll give you a choice; you can select one of three other occupants to set free, but you will have to take up their punishment. Do you agree?”
George thought any choice sounded better than nothing, so he agreed. The devil opened the door to the first room. In it, Adolph Hitler was rolling a large boulder up a hill, and then ducking out of the way when it came crashing down on top of him. This routine was repeated over and over. It was Hitler’s fate in Hell. “I don’t think so,” said George, “I’ve got a bad back. I couldn’t deal with that.”
So the devil led him to the second room. In it was former president Ronald Reagan. He was swinging a sledgehammer, over and over, breaking big ricks up into little rocks. “No way!” said George, “I’ve got bursitis in this shoulder; there’s not a chance I could do that!”
The devil opened the third door. Inside, George saw former president Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his hands tied to a stake over his head, and his legs spread-eagled. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, engaged in her specialty. George looked on in disbelief, then finally said, “Yeah, this looks like something I could handle.”
The devil smiled and said, “Monica, you’re free to go.”
There are 3 Comments to "GWB’s Eternal Reward"
I see a message from the government, like every day
I watch it, and listen, and call em all suckas
They warnin me about Osama or whatever
Picture me buyin this scam I said never
You in tune to a Hard Truth soldier spittin
I stay committed gives a fuck to die or lose commission
Its all a part of fightin devil state mind control
And all about the battle for your body, mind and soul
And now Im hopin you dont close ya mind – so they shape ya
Dont forget they made us slaves, gave us AIDS and raped us
Another Bush season mean another war for profit
All in secret so the public never think to stop it
The Illuminati triple six all connected
Stolen votes they control the race and take elections
Its the Skull and Bones Freemason kill committee
See the Dragon gettin shittier in every city
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So now you askin why my records always come the same
Keep it real, aint no fillers, motherfucka blingin
Mine eyes seen the gory of the coming of the beast
So every story every word Im sayin Fuck Peace
See you could witness the Illuminati body count
Dont be surprised these is devils that Im talkin bout
You think a couple thousand lives mean shit to killers?
Nigga I swear to God we the ones – aint no villans [sic]
Or any other word they think to demonize a country
Aint no terror threat unless approval ratings slumpin
So Ima say it for the record we the ones that planned it
Aint no other country took a part or had they hand in
Its all a way to keep ya scared so you think you needem
Praisin Bush while that killer take away ya freedom
How many of us got discovered but ignore the symptoms?
Niggaz talkin loud but aint nobody sayin shit
And with the 4th Amendment gone eyes are on the 1st
Thats why Im spittin cyanide each and every verse
I see the Carlyle group and Harris Bank Accounts
I see em plead the 5th each and every session now
And while Reichstag burns I see the public buy it
I see the profilin see the medias compliance
War is good for business see the vicious make a savior
Hope you understand the time brother cause its major
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