Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from Indiana are having drinks at a conference:
The first, a Terre Haute surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a surgeon from Gary responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third, a Bloomington surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, a Ft. Wayne Surgeon chimes in: “you know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth, an Indianapolis surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”
