Obama Fails
President Obama has been in office for over 40 days now. What the hell is he doing? Is he just sitting on his duff surfing the internet? Playing video games on the old blackberry? I can get my household budget done in a day! I’ve not seen anything happening, you would think after a month [...]
On Your Mark Get Ready SPEND!
And so it begins…………. Tuesday President Obama will be signing the stimulus package and were off! Its a scary thing as there is no mathematical chart to tell us how this will all come out, all we can use is trial and error. Myself Im hoping for the best and expecting the worse. I now [...]
The New ManfredEye
Hi, welcome to the new ManfredEye. After upgrading to WordPress 2.2.1, transferring to a new host–which took much longer to accomplish than expected, and a change of theme, I am finally comfortable with making this announcement, even though it remains a work in progress. At this point I would like to thank my girlfriend, Kimberly, who [...]
Ye Olde Smoke Shoppe
In the WEIRD NEWS section of the Bloomington Herald Times, I found this bizarre story: Apparently a gravedigger, Keith Chartrand, broke into a casket while he was digging a grave and stole a skull and thigh bone. Then he took them home with the intention of making an ashtray and pipe from the body parts. [...]
Koufax Award Nomination
Not to blow my own horn, but ManfredEye has been nominated for the Koufax Award as Best New Blog of 2006. Even if I get pummeled in the final vote, it is still quite an honor just to be considered. I congratulate my 80+ co-honorees and wish all of them–as well as those nominated in [...]
Rosie O’Donnell Canned For Anti-Bush Comments
“I do believe that it was the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel, ” O’Donnell said when questioned on whether she thought the US government was behind the collapse of World Trade Center. “I do believe that it defies physics for the World Trade Center tower which collapsed in on itself–it [...]
Cable Killer Cops A Plea
Fransuah Matthews, Gary, IN, has pleaded guilty to the voluntary manslaughter of Verndell Warmack, who was illegally installing cable TV at his house. Matthews claims that he flew into a killing rage after realizing that his television set was not cable ready. He will face 20 years in prison if the plea agreement is accepted. [...]
Fundamental Wikipedia
The online reference site, Wikipedia, was not acceptable to some conservative Christian activists. It was found to be too liberal, anti-Christian, anti-American. So they did something about it; they created their own site–Conservapedia. This is a site that has to be seen to be believed. Reading entries from Conservapedia is almost like being educated in [...]
Dynamite Dog
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $690.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It’s mid-winter; and of course all of the [...]
Emergency, 911!
My fiancé was talking on the phone as she washed the dishes yesterday. After the conversation was finished, she placed the phone–a cordless–on the floor rather than stop what she was doing and walk it into the living room where the base is located. About 30 minutes later, the doorbell began ringing insistently. As she [...]
