Category: Humor

USRSF

Bulletin from the Pentagon  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. […]

American Corporate Ingenuity

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (General Motors) decided to have a 5 mile canoe race on the Mississippi River. Both Teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese team won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to […]

The Plan

President Bush and Secretary Rumsfeld were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?” The bartender replied, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walked over and said, “Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?” Bush answered, “We’re […]

GWB’s Eternal Reward

George W. Bush had a heart attack, died, and went to Hell, where he was met by the devil. “I have a problem,” said the devil, “You’ve definitely earned your way in here, but we have too many tenants right now. I’ll give you a choice; you can select one of three other occupants to […]

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