Category: Humor

Boob Jobs

Breast enlargement has surged ahead of automobiles and summer vacations as the number one graduation gift in Italy for girls who pass their secondary school exams. Angelica Pesce, 18, Rome, said, “It’s a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within […]

“Cheney Fatigue”

From the Boston Herald Republicans suffering from any of these symptoms should consider seeking medical attention: -You find yourself saying more frequently, “Dan Quayle, now there was one heck of a vice-president!” -You support Second Amendment rights, but do not have the slightest interest in shooting your hunting partner. -Just once, you would love to […]

Do Cronies Deserve More Pity?

Terry Jones, of Monty Python fame, comments on the softening of President George W. Bush when it comes to “prosecuting to the full extent of the law.” Although Bush laid claim to compassion when originally running for the office of president in 2000, it has taken 7 years to surface. From The Guardian: A president […]

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from Indiana are having drinks at a conference: The first, a Terre Haute surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, a surgeon from Gary responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” […]

Ye Olde Smoke Shoppe

In the WEIRD NEWS section of the Bloomington Herald Times, I found this bizarre story: Apparently a gravedigger, Keith Chartrand, broke into a casket while he was digging a grave and stole a skull and thigh bone. Then he took them home with the intention of making an ashtray and pipe from the body parts. […]

Hillary Clinton Support

The Democratic National Committee is currently polling Americans through the Internet to determine the electability of Hillary Clinton for the presidency of the United States in 2008.If you would like to show your support for Hillary and encourage her to run for President of the United States in 2008 please add your name to the […]

Hazardous Situation

From my Mom: A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are […]

Fundamental Wikipedia

The online reference site, Wikipedia, was not acceptable to some conservative Christian activists. It was found to be too liberal, anti-Christian, anti-American. So they did something about it; they created their own site–Conservapedia. This is a site that has to be seen to be believed. Reading entries from Conservapedia is almost like being educated in […]

Dynamite Dog

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $690.00).  He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It’s mid-winter; and of course all of the […]