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      North Korea’s long-range rocket failed early Friday, U.S. officials said. The rocket broke up soon after taking off. “All indications are that it failed,” one official said but went on to say that they are still looking into it. The White House said it would issue a statement, NBC News reported. The launch, which North Korea’s neighbors […]
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      North Korea launched a long-range rocket early Friday, U.S. officials confirmed. The White House said it would issue a statement, NBC News reported. The launch, which North Korea’s neighbors and the West say is a disguised ballistic missile test, will take a three-stage rocket over a sea separating the Korean peninsula from China before releasing […]
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    • Yahoo jumps on Alibaba deal talk May 18, 2012
      Shares in internet giant Yahoo rise 5% on reports that it is close to selling its valuable stake in Alibaba Group, the Chinese e-commerce company. […]
    • Facebook shares spike on debut May 18, 2012
      Facebook shares are trading flat at $38 on their stock market debut, having initially jumped to $42 within minutes of trade beginning. […]
    • LSE reveals strong profits rise May 18, 2012
      The London Stock Exchange bucks the economic turmoil to deliver a better-than-expected rise in annual profit. […]
    • VIDEO: EU 'taking all neccessary action' May 18, 2012
      EU Economic Commissioner Olli Rehn has said the eurozone is taking "all neccessary action in order to overcome" the debt crisis. […]
    • Euro fears on the streets of Spain May 18, 2012
      Spain, feeling fragile, looks to Germany for help […]
    • Market jitters over eurozone woes May 18, 2012
      European markets suffer a nervous session with investors unsettled by a downgrade for Spanish banks and the political crisis in Greece. […]
    • Ticketus contract 'terminated' May 18, 2012
      Charles Green says administrators at Rangers have told Ticketus they are terminating its contract over future ticket sales. […]
    • EU 'plans for Greek exit option' May 18, 2012
      The EU Commission and European Central Bank are making contingency plans for a possible Greek exit from the euro, an EU commissioner says. […]
    • VIDEO: From prison to Belfast distillery May 18, 2012
      A notorious Belfast prison that held IRA inmates during the worst of the city's sectarian troubles is to be transformed into a whiskey distillery. […]
    • JP Morgan boss to testify in US May 18, 2012
      JP Morgan chairman and chief executive Jamie Dimon will appear before a Senate committee to explain the bank's $2bn trading loss on a failed hedging strategy. […]

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Liberals vs Conservatives

For those who don’t know about history …. here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.  They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in [...]

How The Stimulus Works

This year, taxpayer will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. Wat is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From [...]

Republican Stampede

The New Job Market

Throwing shoes at President Bush

Farewell Gift: George W. Bush is at the end of his term. Give him the perfect farewell gift by whacking him with your shoes. Controls: # Keyboard: Space Bar to stand up. # Mouse: Left Click to throw shoe.

leave us alone! – we’re outta here!

Bad dog? Or good taste? -

AIG Bailout? Wait a minute -

I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a “We Deserve It Dividend.” To make the math simple, let ‘s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up…  So divide [...]

Saturday Night Live – Palin/Hillary

The Young Vote

Hillary And The Cowboy

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, on an airliner bound for Texas, finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him. “You know,” she says, “I’ve heard these flights go much more quickly [...]

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