Category: Humor

Liberals vs Conservatives

For those who don’t know about history …. here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.  They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in […]

How The Stimulus Works

This year, taxpayer will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: Q. Wat is an Economic Stimulus Payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From […]

AIG Bailout? Wait a minute –

I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a “We Deserve It Dividend.” To make the math simple, let ‘s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up…  So divide […]

Hillary And The Cowboy

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, on an airliner bound for Texas, finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat. Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him. “You know,” she says, “I’ve heard these flights go much more quickly […]

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