Month: September 2007

Bush: Foot In Mouth

President George W. Bush is at it again. During a Thursday press conference in Washington, our brain-locked leader uttered the following in an attempt to defend his 2003 invasion of Iraq. Appearantly, we were forced to act because no leader could emerge to stop the  sectarian bloodshead: “I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead […]

Boob Jobs

Breast enlargement has surged ahead of automobiles and summer vacations as the number one graduation gift in Italy for girls who pass their secondary school exams. Angelica Pesce, 18, Rome, said, “It’s a much more useful present than something like a car, which will break down after a few years, or a holiday, which is over within […]

Bush War Strategy To Surge Ahead

According to anonymous AP sources close to the situation, both Ambassador Ryan Crocker and General David Petraeus have determined that current US strategy in Iraq is working. They have already met with the President to inform him of their assessment. This is what will be presented in the so-called “Petraeus Report.” Big deal. Huge surprise. Although […]

The New ManfredEye

Hi, welcome to the new ManfredEye. After upgrading to WordPress 2.2.1, transferring to a new host–which took much longer to accomplish than expected, and a change of theme, I am finally comfortable with making this announcement, even though it remains a work in progress.  At this point I would like to thank my girlfriend, Kimberly, who […]

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