Month: June 2007

Bush Puts Cheney Above The Law

The Great Decider is back at work, this time in defense of Dick Cheney and his contention that the Vice President’s office is not part of the executive branch of government. If this were true, Cheney would not be obligated to submit to the Archives’ Information Security Oversight Office, and would thus be virtually a […]

Five Surgeons

Five surgeons from Indiana are having drinks at a conference: The first, a Terre Haute surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, a surgeon from Gary responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” […]

Ye Olde Smoke Shoppe

In the WEIRD NEWS section of the Bloomington Herald Times, I found this bizarre story: Apparently a gravedigger, Keith Chartrand, broke into a casket while he was digging a grave and stole a skull and thigh bone. Then he took them home with the intention of making an ashtray and pipe from the body parts. […]

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